“Really?” Dustin rolled his eyes cynically, “What a brilliant observation! I’m amazed you were able to make that jump!”

Okay, he’s going to stop being sarcastic now, he promises (not really).

“Did you seriously think that the Captains weren’t already enamored with me beforehand?” the gaunt man shifted to a more comfortable stance, “Not that it matters what they think of me. If they were really as in control as they say they are, then I’d definitely be in the brig right now.”

And by “they”, Dustin really means “Shitface Kirk”. No need to get specific, though.