"Well, it's gotta be a place that's invented curry. And lager. Maybe the shami kebab, but I could probably invent that if I had to," Lister begins his list. "And human looking, maybe sort of an alternate Earth. Wouldn't want to find another me anywhere, but some of the other people I was friendly with on Red Dwarf wouldn't hurt."

Would an alternate Peterson drink quite as much, he wonders.