The other Jaime suits up, and looks down at him, pityingly.

"I am your future, Jaime Reyes. You get to be a jaded, cynical, immoral piece of crap--that does everything he can to get the job done. That's what happens to idealists like you, that's what happens when they're as weak as you are."

His arm forms into a cannon and he aims it at Jaime's head.

"On the up side, it'll totally sell way more action figures. People love gritty anti-heroes."