"But there were...buttons," Arha began and accidentally pressed a button on her umbrella. It popped open, humming, and she realized it was a lightsaber. With a weird protective covering so the rain was not too bad. Except it was starting to burn through the fabric already. "Oh, this is far too silly."

She winced at the lightning.

"I wish to get out of this dream," because that's what it was. With lightsaber protective coverings and inflating odd X-Wings and a Wedge that was not a Wedge and would not teach her how to fly things. And about that time...she was pretty sure she could heard Leto II laughing among the rumble of thunder, and without warning, legions of her Mothers-Within were tumbling through the sky telling her to stop all this stupidity.

Which is when Arha woke up to find that she had rolled straight out of bed.

"Glop," she muttered. "No glop before bed."