"Yeah, it weird... seems like the longest day and the shortest day of the year are universal- well, multiversal holidays. Actually, that's really not that weird, they aren't exactly arbitrary days, there's an actual physical event that goes with 'em both... not like Arbor day. Whoever created arbor day should burn in lumberjack hell." He paused for a second to calm down. Apparently, Static had very strong feelings about trees. Who knew?

"Y'know, you've never really talked about Hyrule that much. Please, elaborate."