Claudia laughs and shakes her head. "So I'm guessing that's actually happened to you?" She tries not to snort, but it's hard. "Heeeeeey! I accidently bumped into a cage! And! And the furball completely tried to eat my ankles!"

Her lips purse together for a moment. "How exactly would saying 'Live long and prosper' offend the Captain? It's not like you'd be saying 'Ohmagawd! You suck!' Seriously, dude, it's a cool thing to say."