"You wore an elf cap? Someone should've taken pictures." Okay, so Billy had selected a fairly outlandish outfit too, but his cap hadn't been elf-ish.

"It was humbling. I traveled with the Bene Gesserit to Baghdad, where we fed, healed, and provided for the poor in celebration of Eid-ul-Fitr. Macrohard agents tried to stop us, but my companions used their skills to force their defeat while I calmed the people celebrating. I would've helped them, but my abilities didn't suit the situation." He sounds a little bummed out about that, like the ladies must think he's a wuss.

"The people were happy, sharing with each other for the first time in years. I couldn't have been happier. How was your night?"