"While some of the varietys are as you've said, others are just diseases that happened to evolve that way." Yes, the Middleman knows crap about Zombies. He sounds slightly un-emotional, but while zombies tend to freak him out more than most of the stuff he's faced, this is all just another day on the job for him.

"But, whule that's all interesting from a certain standpoint, it doesn't really have any bearing on getting our biscuits out of this bonfire."