"Are you, perhaps, from the Twilight Zone? Because that's the only place such movies could--and should exist. In a land of the different, the bizarre, and the unexplainable. I mean, George Clooney is likeable. Smarmy, but likeable. You can't have someone likeable that plays Bats. It'd have to be someone utterly incapable of smiling without straining something."

He waves a hand slightly. "The best actor," he goes on, "would probably be found in an ad about constipation medicine..."